Harper's Island: What are you thinking?

Just when I thought this show could not get any worse it did. During last nights episode they finally showed the man who was supposed to be dead this whole time, the man, the myth, the legendary killer... John Wakefeild.

Well that really chapped my ass! Again if you haven't been following the show let me explain a little part of what it was supposed to be about. They advertised the show as a "Murder mystery event" they introduce characters during the first episode of the show who all have motives to be able to murder someone. They introduce "The Uncle", "The best friend" etc etc.

Every week someone gets killed and you are supposed to figure out who is the killer. Just when you think you might have figured it out they may or may not kill off the character you have chosen. It seems pretty cool, but then they started to introduce a man by the name of John Wakefield who used to be a murderer on the island and apparently is dead.

Fine I can live with that, people start thinking it's a copy cat and one of the main characters from the show is just pretending to kill people the same way John did. Well during last nights episode you finally get to know that John Wakefield is in fact ALIVE, and you actually see him face to face with one of the main characters.

THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT!! seriously the writers just couldn't think of anyone else to make the killer? how can this be a murder mystery event if you fucking bring in someone who is not even supposed to be there. Technically its a cop out in my opinion. I could have fucking guessed he was a live episodes ago but I wanted to give the writers of the show the benefit of the doubt and hope that they in fact don't bring some random character in as the killer this late in to the season.

WEAK! That's all I have to say about it. If you read some of my previous posts about the show I did in fact say they might actually do this and I would hope they didn't. Well my theory was correct and my respect for the show (the little that I had) went down the drain with it.

The most shitty part about this is I have heard they are thinking of making this a sequel. So what was supposed to be a "Mini series murder mystery" might actually become a full time show with seasons.

GREAT! Can you feel my sarcasm.

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Harper's Island: I want to punch Madison in the face!

Okay so I wrote about this before and after watching last nights episode of Harper's Island is it just me or do you want to punch that little girl in the face?
If you haven't been following, Harper's Island is a "Murder Mystery Event" it's basically a bunch of people that go to an Island for there friends Wedding, and a bunch of people get killed "1 by 1" as the show says.

I could go into more detail but for that just read my last post about Harper's Island located in the labels on the right hand side.

Now going forward, as mentioned before the little girl (Madison) in this show is obviously crazy and needs real help. She hears and sees ghosts, and has make believe friends, Oh so they want us to believe.

The kid was either sexually abused when she was a child, or really just needs attention because every time you see her in the show she is just playing by herself or trying to start trouble.

During last nights episode after talking to the police about her fathers death (who died in the episode previous) she then says to her mom "Did I do good, I did what daddy told me to do and say." Remember her dad is dead at this point.

Another thing that pissed me off is also when she walked in to the storage room (Where they locked J.D up) and she started to help him build his "Can tower". Anyway as soon as J.D left she kicks the tower down and goes all "Crazy".

To be honest I believe Madison is probably the killer on the show. They are still trying to make it look like J.D is the killer but if any of you actually think that then your stupid!

I'm sorry but J.D is too obvious, even thought during last nights episode they showed him going into some creepy cabin with some guy who's face was half burned off, I believe both of them are NOT the killer.

As for Madison, Well again Cuckoo Bananas and very very annoying!

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Harpers Island; Hit or Miss?

Harpers Island, Anyone watch it? I know I did. I had to watch the first show to see what the fuck it was about.
You know what I got from it? Garbage! That’s right. The premise of the show if cool, but the way people die and what they do is crap! Seriously do you really go for walks alone in the dark forest only to fall through a really crap weak bridge, that you get stuck in. (not the bridge is only like 5 feet above the ground)
The killer stands underneath the bridge and try’s to hack your legs off, while on top of it all you are trying to shoot him through the bridge. (ya….. right)
So another thing that pisses me off is the little kid. You know the one who keeps saying “one by one, one by one” MAN I just want to punch her in the face.
Doesn’t anyone notice this kid is a fucking retard? Really the kid must have big family issues and definitely needs to see a shrink. The last episode she is talking about death and imaginary friends and the parents don’t even pay attention.
Every time I hear her voice say that stupid “one by one” I don’t get scared, I just get irritated.
Anyway tonight is the second episode of the show, if you haven’t seen it; it’s really good for a laugh in my opinion. I’m guessing that whoever the killer is, there not even on the show yet.
I have a feeling it’s one of those bullshit shows that will try to keep you guessing until they show some random character that was never introduced so good luck with that!
If your looking for a laugh check out Harpers Island.

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