Kevin Jonas is ENGAGED (Oh God)

Thursday, July 2, 2009


For 2 fucking nights all I heard where the sound of tweens screaming as loud as they could in the great city of Vancouver while they sat outside waiting to get a glimpse of one of the Jonas brothers table scraps.

Well as soon as the concert was finished and there 2 day tween fest was all dried up, Kevin Jonas decided to pop the question to long time girlfriend Danielle Deleasa and ask her a question that I wouldn't recommend anyone under the age of 30 or at least with pubs on there sack should ask.

That question is... "Will you marry me?"

Danielle's reaction according to the young brother:"She said yes, yes, yes like 500 times super fast in a row."

Danielle; who met Kevin in May 2007 while on holiday with their families in the Bahamas added: "It still feels like a dream."

Kevin; who has vowed to remain a virgin until his wedding night admits he was nervous about popping the question. Well Kevin let me tell you this, you will also be nervous when it's time to pop something else if you know what I mean.

Kevin's parent, Kevin Sr. and Denise, are thrilled with the happy news.

They said in a statement: "Our hearts are filled with joy today and we are happy to share with you that our son Kevin has asked Danielle for her hand in marriage.

“Her answer was yes, and it is such a blessing that she will be joining our family. Kevin and Danielle have not yet set a date.

“Family is very dear to us, and we hope we have raised Kevin to be a wonderful man and husband. Please join us in our family's celebration and in congratulating Kevin and Danielle. Thank you for all of your support."

Younger brothers Joe and Nick said on their Twitter page: "Congrats big brother.....Dani welcome to the family, we can't wait to have you join us on the road!"

I think I just puked in my mouth as I was typing this.

Eat.Sleep.Celebrity