Mr & Mrs Sarah Jessica Parker: Got Twins!

Sarah Jessica Parker's surrogate has given birth to twins.

The actress and husband Matthew Broderick were thrilled after the woman delivered the two baby girls at the East Ohio Regional Hospital yesterday.

The couple who already have a six year old son James Wilkie, were believed to be with the woman when she gave birth.

Sarah and Matthew announced they were expecting twin daughters via a surrogate in April after they struggled to conceive naturally.

After speaking with a friend of mine we have decided the struggling factor for trying to conceive naturally is that Matthew Broderick is a closet homosexual.

It was a long struggling conversation because of the fact that Sarah Jessica Parker looks like a man should help Matthew be comfortable in having sex with her, but the notion of gayness stood by as we were saddened to maybe wonder if Mr. Ferris Bullier himself was not in to women anymore.

In the end I concluded that this may be right. Earlier this year the two of them were rumoured to be divorcing, then shortly after they showed up to a red carpet hand in had, then announced the surrogate plans and the rest is history.

I personally believe Sarah will file for divorce again by the middle of next year, I think she just wanted to have children and it is far easier to get approved for adoption or surrogate when you are married.

Congrats in the meantime though.