Mr & Mrs Sarah Jessica Parker: Got Twins!

Sarah Jessica Parker's surrogate has given birth to twins.

The actress and husband Matthew Broderick were thrilled after the woman delivered the two baby girls at the East Ohio Regional Hospital yesterday.

The couple who already have a six year old son James Wilkie, were believed to be with the woman when she gave birth.

Sarah and Matthew announced they were expecting twin daughters via a surrogate in April after they struggled to conceive naturally.

After speaking with a friend of mine we have decided the struggling factor for trying to conceive naturally is that Matthew Broderick is a closet homosexual.

It was a long struggling conversation because of the fact that Sarah Jessica Parker looks like a man should help Matthew be comfortable in having sex with her, but the notion of gayness stood by as we were saddened to maybe wonder if Mr. Ferris Bullier himself was not in to women anymore.

In the end I concluded that this may be right. Earlier this year the two of them were rumoured to be divorcing, then shortly after they showed up to a red carpet hand in had, then announced the surrogate plans and the rest is history.

I personally believe Sarah will file for divorce again by the middle of next year, I think she just wanted to have children and it is far easier to get approved for adoption or surrogate when you are married.

Congrats in the meantime though.

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Matthew Broderick & Sarah Jessica Parker having twins!

SARAH Jessica Parker is expecting twins from a surrogate mother.
The actress and her husband "Creepy new weird sideburns" Matthew Broderick, who have been fiercely fighting off rumours of a split, announced they are expecting twin girls via a surrogate mother.The pair said: "We are happily anticipating the birth of our twin daughters later this summer with the generous help of a surrogate. Our entire family is overjoyed."Sarah, 44, and Matthew, 47, have a six year old son, James, and have reportedly long wanted to add to their family but had no luck.


They eventually turned to a surrogate last year but her name and details have not been disclosed.A friend said: "They had a lot of unsuccessful tries. They came to the conclusion that this was going to be the best alternative for expanding their family."Sarah is expected to begin shooting the Sex and the City sequel later this year along with fellow stars Cynthia Nixon, Kim Cattrall and Kristin Davis.The couple married in 1997 but were recently rocked by reports of Matthew having an affair.


Lately Matthew has been looking not like his usual self. His hair has gotten all grey and he grew weird sideburns and started to dress like a cattle rancher.
Ferris Buller himself has let him self go. As for his wife Sarah, have you ever noticed her hands? Just take a look at them recently they are very aged.


"The reasons why Jessica couldn't have the babies her self was not because she couldn't, it was because she didn't want to go through the hassle of being pregnant at 44"- says a friend of the couple"


Obviously Matthew had no problem wanting to have sex, but Sarah just didn't have the time.


I wish them best, and If they are reading this. MATTHEW SHAVE THE CHOPS!

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