Lindsay Lohan: Jewel Thief

Again my favorite Superstar friend Lindsay "the fucktard" Lohan is in trouble. This time it's with the London Police. The troubled actress is currently being investigated after an estimated $400,000 worth of Dior jewelry went missing following her recent photo shoot with Elle U.K.

A set of diamond earrings and a necklace were reported stolen to a central London police station two days after the actress' June 6 shoot at Big Sky Studios in London's Islington section.

While she is not considered a suspect in the case of the pricey Dior disappearance that vanished, Lilo may be able to shed some light on what happened.

Lindsay, who wore the jewelry during the shoot, isn't the only one being questioned about the missing baubles. Everyone at the shoot will be investigated, says a spokesperson.

A rep for the 22-year-old star says Lindsay is happy to cooperate with authorities and hopes that the missing items are found. Meanwhile, a spokeswoman for Elle U.K. released a statement saying the mag "has no reason to believe that Lindsay Lohan was in any way responsible and has no further comment to make."

This is not the first time sleuths from the Yard have been in contact with the Long Island wild child. This marks the third time Lindsay has been linked to missing goods. In 2007, she allegedly stole clothing from another Elle shoot — for the U.S. edition of the mag, but no charges were filed. Last year, she was accused of lifting aspiring actress Masha Markova's $11,000 mink coat. The coat was eventually returned to the proper owner, who nonetheless sued Lindsay.

There was also the Case of the Missing Handbag in 2006 stuffed with gems that "disappeared" from Lohan at London's Heathrow Airport. Ditzy Linds had simply misplaced her bag apparently.

Since the star is in dire straights and now once again back with crack sniffer SaMANtha Ronson, I wouldn't be surprised if they needed the cash to fuel there rumoured upcoming wedding.

Good luck with that Lilo, call me if you need bailout money.