Lindsay Lohan: Jewel Thief

Again my favorite Superstar friend Lindsay "the fucktard" Lohan is in trouble. This time it's with the London Police. The troubled actress is currently being investigated after an estimated $400,000 worth of Dior jewelry went missing following her recent photo shoot with Elle U.K.

A set of diamond earrings and a necklace were reported stolen to a central London police station two days after the actress' June 6 shoot at Big Sky Studios in London's Islington section.

While she is not considered a suspect in the case of the pricey Dior disappearance that vanished, Lilo may be able to shed some light on what happened.

Lindsay, who wore the jewelry during the shoot, isn't the only one being questioned about the missing baubles. Everyone at the shoot will be investigated, says a spokesperson.

A rep for the 22-year-old star says Lindsay is happy to cooperate with authorities and hopes that the missing items are found. Meanwhile, a spokeswoman for Elle U.K. released a statement saying the mag "has no reason to believe that Lindsay Lohan was in any way responsible and has no further comment to make."

This is not the first time sleuths from the Yard have been in contact with the Long Island wild child. This marks the third time Lindsay has been linked to missing goods. In 2007, she allegedly stole clothing from another Elle shoot — for the U.S. edition of the mag, but no charges were filed. Last year, she was accused of lifting aspiring actress Masha Markova's $11,000 mink coat. The coat was eventually returned to the proper owner, who nonetheless sued Lindsay.

There was also the Case of the Missing Handbag in 2006 stuffed with gems that "disappeared" from Lohan at London's Heathrow Airport. Ditzy Linds had simply misplaced her bag apparently.

Since the star is in dire straights and now once again back with crack sniffer SaMANtha Ronson, I wouldn't be surprised if they needed the cash to fuel there rumoured upcoming wedding.

Good luck with that Lilo, call me if you need bailout money.

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Lindsay Lohan & Samantha Ronson getting Married?

LINDSAY Lohan and Samantha Ronson have finally confirmed they are back together and could even be planning an engagement. This is something I have not wanted them to do and think it will be a big big big mistake on Lindsay's part.

The actress, who split with her on off DJ girlfriend earlier this year, has been spotted with a huge diamond on her ring finger and told friends she had some “great news”. I thought the great news might be she finally realized how happy she was with out the crazy fucked up Dj SaMANtha and that she was finally going to listen to her family and fans and work on her career and mental health, but obviously this didn't happen.

A little while later Lindsay further fuelled rumours of a reconciliation by posting a cryptic message on her Twitter page.

She wrote: “Leaving London but with my favorite favorite!!!-travel buddy+great news to share!! Maybe.... ;) (sic)”

After reuniting at the airport Lindsay and Samantha reportedly demanded to sit together and walked to the first class lounge holding hands.- According to OKuk

Friends of the couple have confirmed their relationship is back on.

One pal said: “They haven't started fighting yet, but they are back together as far as Lindsay is concerned.

“Lindsay has been doing so much better and has been giving Samantha her space. She is really dedicated to making it work."

I personally think the gong show has just started and I won't be surprised to see things ending badly within the next couple months.

I also find it funny how when Lindsay tries to get work again and make some money SaMANtha comes running back to claim her meal ticket.

I for one have always said that she is using Lindsay, I just hope that one day Lindsay realizes she is addicted to Sam and that she needs to get real Help.

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Lindsay Lohan too skinny? Is it Sam's fault?

Lindsay Lindsay Lindsay,

What can I say about Lindsay Lohan. Well in my opinion I don't think she is too skinny. I think she looks fine and if she were a model she would be at normal weight. In my opinion too skinny is anyone with a BMI of less then 18 I don't think she is.

I have seen girls who model who have BMI of 15 and I'm telling you that's to fucking skinny. Her ass still looks good enough to drive if you know what I mean. It looks like there is still enough meat on the table for my junior not to get hurt in the crash.

The only thing I am pissed off about with Lindsay is the fact that she is back together with her ex SaMANtha. FUCK I hate Sam, she is the one who is killing the talented star to begin with.

I have tried to warn her many times about Sam, I have agreed with her father Mike (even though people don't like him he is right about the situation) I have tried to contact Lindsay and tell her to really watch out.

Since she has been with Sam nothing but good has come out from it. Right now they are sneaking around and haven't 100% confirmed that they are together but we all know they are.

The two of them were spotted wearing matching necklace's (pretty lesbian like) and have been spotted hanging around parking lots in the back seat of there cars.

It's like the old gays use to do it in the truck stop bathroom and the sneaking around. I feel like they are trying to re-spark the magic. It might feel good now because of the excitement from sneaking around, but trust me when it goes back in full force no one will be having a good time..

I really thought this was the end of the two of them, but what can I say. I am a simple blogger who has an opinion and can only get so far.

Now back to her weight situation. Really! SHE IS NOT TOO SKINNY! Her boobs are still in place!
When you get too skinny you tend to loose the twins if you know what I mean, Her boobs seem fine and in tact! I think people are just trying to pick on her and find any little thing possible to try to critic.

I have always been a blog for her, not against her, when I do see something wrong (like her relationship to SaMANtha) I will call her out on it.

In the meantime, Show us your tits!

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Lindsay Lohan & Samantha broken up for the last time?

Lindsay Lohan and SaMANtha are at it again. Apparently they have broken up and shit has hit the fan for the last time.

"We are taking a brief break so I can focus on myself," Lohan told E! News, which reported that the breakup occurred on Monday after some drama over the weekend between Lohan and Sam, as well as a few other Ronson family members.

I honestly hope so. I really don’t think SaMANtha is good for her. I have agreed with my buddy Michael Lohan and I agree that SaMANtha is a no body and is only known because of her being with Lindsay.

Lindsay is a very talented individual. She is wasting it on someone who doesn’t understand what gifts Lindsay really has. I agree she is using her and is bringing her down with her.

Since she started dating SaMANtha she has gone down hill, I believe this break up should be the last straw. I know breakups are hard to go through but honestly Lindsay if you are reading this (which I know your not) but either way take my advice. FIND SOMEONE BETTER!

I have made fun of a lot of people on my blog but I have always defended Lindsay Lohan because I honestly believe she is just in the gutter because of the person she is dating.

When you are in a happy relationship it is a known fact you gain weight because you get comfortable (just look at Jessica Simpson for example) Lindsay has lost weight because of all the stress and the fighting. SaMANtha has been doing drugs and living the single party DJ life but she has a girlfriend and doesn’t seem to realize that.

Either way the drama continues I really hope this will be the end of there break up’s and make

up’s.

[also check out: http://www.eatsleepcelebrity.com/2009/01/dear-mr-lohan.html]

[Image via http://www.judiciaryreport.com]

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CAT FIGHT! Lindsay Lohan Vs SaMANtha

Well these two are at it again. According to x17online these off again and on again couple have had nothing but problems.

I honestly don't understand why or how these two are still together. I will be honest with you, when i first found out that she was dating SaMANtha, i thought that it was a publicity stunt, but nope. How many months have they been together now? lots! Long enough for me to believe these two are legit.

Maybe I'm one sided on this though, i am a fan of Mike Lohan and i agree with him on 90% of the issues that he has about SaMANtha. I wrote him a great letter which you can find below...

http://www.eatsleepcelebrity.com/2009/01/dear-mr-lohan.html

What is going on with these two? Why hasn't Lindsay Lohan understood yet that she is the much bigger star and has so much more potential and doesn't need SaMANtha hanging around with all her drama.

Come on Lindsay, leave the bitch already!!!

for the full article of the fight including video please check out our friends at x17online at the below link.

http://x17online.com/celebrities/lindsay_lohan/x17_xclusive_lindsay_and_sam_have_huge_blowout_in_vegas-03102009.php

[image via http://jooksed.com]

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Dear Mr Lohan

Mike Lohan,

You either hate the guy, or not. I have no real opinion on him, but as of recent i got involved in one of his online blog messages.

He is talking about Lindsay and Samantha and how Samantha is just using Lindsay.

I tend to agree with what he is saying. I'm not sure what other motives he has behind it. Yes his family is fucked up, but besides that i tend to agree on this subject.

I posted back to Mr. Lohan this below message. in regards to his post found here.

http://www.mikelohanonline.com/2009/01/please-help.html#comments

OKAY OKAY OKAY, First STOP bashing Mike Lohan,REALLY!, He makes a great point. Did you guys even read his fucking blog? or did all you people who "love Lindsay" and know whats best for her just get on here and bash him just because you think/know he isn't the "best dad" out there.Well news flash for you people, all parents are the same,and if you read what he's saying he makes a great point. I don't think he's bashing Lesbians, just read between the lines.Lindsay Lohan is a CA$H COW, SaMANtha is NOT, he is right about the fact that her price as a DJ probably went down since there "break up" rumors.Think about it!As a Paparazzi's perspective Samantha is only famous because of her relationship. Once its done shes will go back to being as famous as she was before she was always in the press.If they book Sam, they will assume Linday will show up. She has pull over her fee's.Don't intervene in family issues. He obviously loves his daughter.I say YOU GO BRO! Big ups for Papa Lohan!

Many people are NOT seeing his point. Theres not much i can do but give my two cents. Mr. Lohan i tried, but now you’re on your own.

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