I'm a celebrity get me outta here"

Monday, June 15, 2009


If you have been watching the new show "I'm a celebrity get me outta here" then I feel sorry for you.

I watched a few episodes and I thought to myself this show is not so bad and is for good cause- Charity. The thought looked good the show is based on a bunch of B-list Celebrities that get thrown in to the Jungle and have to do "survivor" like tasks to win food and Immunity, but after watching last nights episode I thought to myself...

THIS SHOW SUCKS!

Where did I come up with this revelation? Well for starters I honestly don't feel that there is enough competition for the stars. For example America is the one who votes to kick people off the show, well in my opinion no one really wants to be there.

During the "Live" voting session that they have, when they announce who is safe the look on the stars face is not as happy or intense on other shows. In fact they do this little crappy clap and fake happiness as well as the ones who may get voted off are actually showing more happiness then the ones who are staying.

The other night Janice was safe and she couldn't even believe it. I feel she really wants to get the fuck off the show, and I don't blame her. Not only does she try so hard NOT to do anything on the show, but she is pointless and a waste of space. She is entertaining on the show so I can see why America has not voted her off.

It's almost like we are voting to keep the people we don't like on the show and the people we like we are voting off to "save them" from the jungle.

I bet if Spencer and Heidi were still on the show they might actually have a chance to win because how much everyone hates them they would have kept them there.

Unfortunately they are not on the show anymore but I don't see Janice leaving anytime soon, she is the only thing that keeps the show interesting because of how fucked up she is. During last nights vote off session she kept yelling "Perez, Perez do you here me, do you here me Perez, Vote YES for Prop 8, vote Yes for Prop 8"

Well Janice I don't know if Perez heard you, but I sure did and all I can say is I like you better with your face down and ass up! Can someone please just shove a dick in to this girls mouth. I honestly think she would do better on Celebrity Rehab. That's the kind of show she should be on.

Eat.Sleep.Celebrity