Archie and Veronica are getting married!

"Jughead, do you want to be my best man?" comic book character Archie asks on his blog.
Seriously? are we fucking serious? The comic book character actually has his own fucking blog, I can't believe it.

For all you Geeks out there and to our loser friends over at http://www.eatsleepgeek.com/ (who are just a bunch of no good pumper ninnies)

The marriage issue (which I know for a fact Chickenbone has pre-ordered) is due to arrive at comic stores in August and on newsstands this September.

Archie Andrews who probably spent decades in high school as a virgin, but in the end he is finally settling down and getting married too Veronica and not the ugly friend Betty.

Veronica quotes "I am so excited, I am getting Married to Archie. There is so much to do, so many plans to make. I wonder if Betty wants to be my Maid of Honor? I bet she is so happy for me!" Again she wrote this on her blog which I find retarded, Soon they will all be tweeting.

Either way Archie is marrying Veronica and causing Betty's heart to break. Betty's publicist released this statement on behalf of Betty about the upcoming wedding.

"She is so sad, She doesn't even know what to say," - He says on her behalf

As well Archie's Lawyer is in talks about a Pre-Nump but there is no news yet from Archie if he will agree.

Betty has months to dry her tears. The marriage issue is due to arrive at comic stores in August and on newsstands in September, according to publisher Archie Comic Publications (archiecomics.com).

"It's the milestone 600th issue and we're serving up the Archie story of the century as Archie marries Veronica!!!" the publisher says on its Web site.

"The 32-page issue takes a look at Archie and his friends after they graduate college! What careers will they seek? Will the friends stay in Riverdale or disperse? What would lead Archie to have marriage on his mind? And who would he choose Veronica or Betty? How will Betty react? How will Veronica react? Can Archie shake off his klutzy past and hold down a steady job... for more than a month? One thing is certain: this will be the biggest Archie Comics story ever!" -From archiecomics.com

According to Veronica's online profile, "She is very conceited, usually fickle, and extremely flirtatious."

He went for the bad girl instead of Betty, and I'm sure they will get down and dirty on there wedding night and then mistakenly release a sex tape.

Until then, just get ready for the "I cheated on you with the bodyguard, we are getting a divorce" Issue which should be out on shelves June 2012.