Celebrity Apprentice- Melissa & Joan Rivers FURIOUS!
Monday, April 27, 2009
If you watched celebrity apprentice tonight then you might be thinking the same thing I am. Tonight's show was probably the most entertaining show since this season first started.
While Jesse James was wasting his "Clint sucks" anger on his own team’s winning project manager, Melissa Rivers was trying to defend herself from the "high school mean girls" – Annie Duke and Brande Roderick.
Joan Rivers goes off on a wild rant against Annie Duke calling "poker players the scum of the earth", "worst then white trash"
Melissa Rivers thought everyone was conspiring to get rid of her.
"There is no conspiring whatsoever."- Brande
"Don’t think you’re fooling me, ‘cause you’re not. … Let’s call a spade a spade. … Trust me, I’m not a fool."- Melissa
"I don’t need to conspire against Melissa, I think Melissa is doing a good job of conspiring against herself."- Annie
WOW, and this was just the beginning. Just wait till they got in the bored room.
"It’s really clear that you two are teaming to get rid of me. … It’s gotten really clear that it doesn’t matter what I say. … That’s how it feels and that’s how it appears."- Melissa Rivers said.
Annie told guest star Jim Cramer that she came up with the ad concept and did everything. "Honestly I would say I was tasked with quite a lot," she said. And considering how much she was tasked with, she thinks she did a great job. But everyone was on board with her ideas, she added.
Jim Cramer recognized that Annie tried to position herself to get the credit if they win, but not be blamed if they lose.
Brande thinks it should be her and Annie together because she feels they are a "very, very strong team." Does she know how Annie used to talk smack about her?
Mellisa Rivers Stormed out of the board room tonight after being fired. She didn't stop for an interview she just stormed around on her one good foot demanding her bags to be brought to the elevator asap.
Both Joan and Mellisa continued to swear and scream every second word calling the other two female contestants left on the show' Bitches, Whores, Liars" amongst other things that were bleeped out.
Annie: "I have never made a personal attack on anybody in this room."
Joan: "The difference is we are saying it to your face."
And behind her back, but it’s true. Annie says plenty of nasty things outside that room.(I love this line from Joan about Annie, from earlier in the night: "I can’t wait for her to get her first face lift because she’s going to need two doctors.")
Ivanka Trump pointed out that Brande delegated most of the most important tasks.
Jim also made a good point about Brande calling Annie the "queen" of this and the "queen" of that and it’s basically saying Annie is the queen and Brande and Melissa are just pawns.
Trump asked if being beautiful all her life has meant Brande hasn’t had to use her brain as much.
[above pic of Annie Duke poker player]
Brande said it’s quite the opposite, she’s had to be smarter.
Joan, from the other room: "Both breasts can count to 10."
So even though they lost the challenge – which Annie basically controlled through weak puppet Brande – the one who got fired was Melissa. Melissa who tried to interject plenty of good ideas, but her team wouldn’t listen. Still, she worked hard like a team player, And she was fired for it. And she was tiiiiiiiiicked ooooooofff.
She literally ran out of the boardroom, even with a cast on her foot. She was screaming for her purse and her stuff, telling someone – a producer? – that he would not get an interview from her.
Melissa: "Get the fucking elevator. I’m done. … I’m not coming back. Fuckk everyone."
Meanwhile, inside the other room, Joan was already seething.
Joan: "You’ve now got a Nazi and a follower."
At the same time, Annie was reassuring Brande that she didn’t do anything wrong. They walked into the room with Joan, Jesse and Clint and Joan immediately lit into them.
Joan to Annie and Brande: "You are a piece of shit and you are a stupid blonde."
She tells Brande she’s been manipulated by Annie.
Brande: "I’m still here and Melissa’s not, so how am I the one who is manipulated?"
Brande said she’s doing what she has to do to win so her charity gets the winning money.
Joan: "I don’t want to hear this charity nonsense. Charity is a very wonderful thing." (To Annie): "Your people, you give money with blood on it."
She calls poker people the worst kind of white trash.She leaves too, grabbing her stuff and getting into the elevator with Melissa.
Melissa: "Lying fucking whores."
Going back to the real action though, the ending. Many people were shocked as to why Mellisa got fired to begin with?
Jim Kramer was the guest judge on the show and I believe he didn't help in tonight's episode. I feel "The Donald" really didn't know what to do. The two of the were sharing notes and giving each other the wink during the board room decision. It looked like Jim was the one who actually fired Mellisa, and Donald just made it happen.
Jim Kramer was so scared before he even told Donald who he should fire he asked "Is Joan going to see this"
During the Celebrity apprentice the Rivers girls has been nothing but entertainment. I Will try to get a Video of tonight's bitch fest, but in the meantime please comment if you watched it.
Do you think Mellisa should have been fired? was Joan just a little over the top? Whats to come next, who knows? But it looks like it's going to be down to the final 4.
While Jesse James was wasting his "Clint sucks" anger on his own team’s winning project manager, Melissa Rivers was trying to defend herself from the "high school mean girls" – Annie Duke and Brande Roderick.
Joan Rivers goes off on a wild rant against Annie Duke calling "poker players the scum of the earth", "worst then white trash"
Melissa Rivers thought everyone was conspiring to get rid of her.
"There is no conspiring whatsoever."- Brande
"Don’t think you’re fooling me, ‘cause you’re not. … Let’s call a spade a spade. … Trust me, I’m not a fool."- Melissa
"I don’t need to conspire against Melissa, I think Melissa is doing a good job of conspiring against herself."- Annie
WOW, and this was just the beginning. Just wait till they got in the bored room.
"It’s really clear that you two are teaming to get rid of me. … It’s gotten really clear that it doesn’t matter what I say. … That’s how it feels and that’s how it appears."- Melissa Rivers said.
Annie told guest star Jim Cramer that she came up with the ad concept and did everything. "Honestly I would say I was tasked with quite a lot," she said. And considering how much she was tasked with, she thinks she did a great job. But everyone was on board with her ideas, she added.
Jim Cramer recognized that Annie tried to position herself to get the credit if they win, but not be blamed if they lose.
Brande thinks it should be her and Annie together because she feels they are a "very, very strong team." Does she know how Annie used to talk smack about her?
Mellisa Rivers Stormed out of the board room tonight after being fired. She didn't stop for an interview she just stormed around on her one good foot demanding her bags to be brought to the elevator asap.
Both Joan and Mellisa continued to swear and scream every second word calling the other two female contestants left on the show' Bitches, Whores, Liars" amongst other things that were bleeped out.
Annie: "I have never made a personal attack on anybody in this room."
Joan: "The difference is we are saying it to your face."
And behind her back, but it’s true. Annie says plenty of nasty things outside that room.(I love this line from Joan about Annie, from earlier in the night: "I can’t wait for her to get her first face lift because she’s going to need two doctors.")
Ivanka Trump pointed out that Brande delegated most of the most important tasks.
Jim also made a good point about Brande calling Annie the "queen" of this and the "queen" of that and it’s basically saying Annie is the queen and Brande and Melissa are just pawns.
Trump asked if being beautiful all her life has meant Brande hasn’t had to use her brain as much.
[above pic of Annie Duke poker player]Brande said it’s quite the opposite, she’s had to be smarter.
Joan, from the other room: "Both breasts can count to 10."
So even though they lost the challenge – which Annie basically controlled through weak puppet Brande – the one who got fired was Melissa. Melissa who tried to interject plenty of good ideas, but her team wouldn’t listen. Still, she worked hard like a team player, And she was fired for it. And she was tiiiiiiiiicked ooooooofff.
She literally ran out of the boardroom, even with a cast on her foot. She was screaming for her purse and her stuff, telling someone – a producer? – that he would not get an interview from her.
Melissa: "Get the fucking elevator. I’m done. … I’m not coming back. Fuckk everyone."
Meanwhile, inside the other room, Joan was already seething.
Joan: "You’ve now got a Nazi and a follower."
At the same time, Annie was reassuring Brande that she didn’t do anything wrong. They walked into the room with Joan, Jesse and Clint and Joan immediately lit into them.
Joan to Annie and Brande: "You are a piece of shit and you are a stupid blonde."
She tells Brande she’s been manipulated by Annie.
Brande: "I’m still here and Melissa’s not, so how am I the one who is manipulated?"
Brande said she’s doing what she has to do to win so her charity gets the winning money.
Joan: "I don’t want to hear this charity nonsense. Charity is a very wonderful thing." (To Annie): "Your people, you give money with blood on it."
She calls poker people the worst kind of white trash.She leaves too, grabbing her stuff and getting into the elevator with Melissa.
Melissa: "Lying fucking whores."
Going back to the real action though, the ending. Many people were shocked as to why Mellisa got fired to begin with?
Jim Kramer was the guest judge on the show and I believe he didn't help in tonight's episode. I feel "The Donald" really didn't know what to do. The two of the were sharing notes and giving each other the wink during the board room decision. It looked like Jim was the one who actually fired Mellisa, and Donald just made it happen.
Jim Kramer was so scared before he even told Donald who he should fire he asked "Is Joan going to see this"
During the Celebrity apprentice the Rivers girls has been nothing but entertainment. I Will try to get a Video of tonight's bitch fest, but in the meantime please comment if you watched it.
Do you think Mellisa should have been fired? was Joan just a little over the top? Whats to come next, who knows? But it looks like it's going to be down to the final 4.