Miley Cyrus NOT a virgin.
Thursday, March 19, 2009
Years ago, a fresh-faced teen burst onto the scene with a catchy sound and a clean image, leading us to believe she was saving herself for marriage.
Turns out she gave up her v-card at age 14 to some dude named Reg Jones. That person was Britney Spears.
Reg was the first of many, many men to get in Britney Spears' pants. Now we have “Hannah Montana “ Is Miley Cyrus destined to fall apart and end up under involuntary psychiatric hold like Britney?
Lets face it this chick is NOT a virgin. "She is wearing a purity ring," you say? Oh, right, how can I forget.
I hate to break it to you, but other than subversive mind control over the parents who read about it and decide Miley's music is therefore appropriate for their teenagers' ears, it’s sad to say that the ring has no actual power.
Miley, The Jonas Brothers, Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato are all corporate drones pimped by a cutthroat media conglomerate. The purity ring is bullshit and all made up by masterminds in Disney’s marketing department.
Miley nearly took it all off for Annie Leibovitz photo shoot! Think her “boyfriend” Lucas Till can't get in her pants after a few drinks and some slow, seductive music while Billy Ray's outta town?
Now lets take a look at the evidence.
Please, do you really think this girl has yet to jump some guys bone while the parents were out of town? doesn't she live in her own house that's next to the house of her parents, or have her own wing or some shit like that?
There is no way this chick has not got it on with her bad self. You can believe what you want, you can think and say what you want, but she will be like a virgin... fucked for the very first time....
... over and over and over again .
Turns out she gave up her v-card at age 14 to some dude named Reg Jones. That person was Britney Spears.
Reg was the first of many, many men to get in Britney Spears' pants. Now we have “Hannah Montana “ Is Miley Cyrus destined to fall apart and end up under involuntary psychiatric hold like Britney?
Lets face it this chick is NOT a virgin. "She is wearing a purity ring," you say? Oh, right, how can I forget.
I hate to break it to you, but other than subversive mind control over the parents who read about it and decide Miley's music is therefore appropriate for their teenagers' ears, it’s sad to say that the ring has no actual power.
Miley, The Jonas Brothers, Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato are all corporate drones pimped by a cutthroat media conglomerate. The purity ring is bullshit and all made up by masterminds in Disney’s marketing department.
Miley nearly took it all off for Annie Leibovitz photo shoot! Think her “boyfriend” Lucas Till can't get in her pants after a few drinks and some slow, seductive music while Billy Ray's outta town?
Now lets take a look at the evidence.
Please, do you really think this girl has yet to jump some guys bone while the parents were out of town? doesn't she live in her own house that's next to the house of her parents, or have her own wing or some shit like that?
There is no way this chick has not got it on with her bad self. You can believe what you want, you can think and say what you want, but she will be like a virgin... fucked for the very first time....
... over and over and over again .