Showing posts with label Ashton Kutcher. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Ashton Kutcher. Show all posts

Demi Moore goes Toothless

Tuesday, May 26, 2009


The "usually" gorgeous star decided to share a recent trip to the dentist with thousands of people on Twitter. Why? Because that's what these crazy people are doing now a days, Especially stars.

Moore is shown in the above picture with out make up and finally revealing, warts and all.

The A-list actress shows a sense of self-deprecation as she sits in the dentist’s chair with her front tooth missing, grinning to the camera while work is done on her pearly whites.

There are two things about the picture that I just don't get.

1. Why is she wearing sunglasses to the Dentist? Really who the fuck does that. I know there are some Dentist that use protective shades, but those look like her own sunglasses.

2. MAN she looks UGLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The playful star later joked about the candid snaps with her Twitter followers.

‘Happy to share and always appreciate the opportunity to find humility!!! Or at least be able to laugh at myself!’ she wrote.

Demi and her hubby Ashton Kutcher are regular users of the stupid website known as Twitter and as of last month, Kutcher finally beat American news giant CNN to become the first person to have a million people following his updates. If you haven't been following the story, Ashton challenged CNN to who can get the most followers.

Since he has won, the 31 year old actor has announced he will be throwing a party to celebrate.

Larry King is not on the list.

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Ashton Kutcher vs CNN

Thursday, April 16, 2009

Demi Moore boy toy hubby Ashton Vs. news gathering cable conglom subsidy of Time Warner!No, this isn't an episode of Punk'd but a battle worth of the gladiatorial epics of centuries past as Kutcher takes on CNN to see who gets the most followers first on Twitter.At this key moment of tech-geek history CNN Breaking News (cnnbrk) is the most followed Twitter feed, with Britney Spears (britneyspears) in second and Ashton (aplusk) in third.Ashron has called for support via YouTube and promises to prank "CNN" mega mogul Ted Turner if he wins."If I beat CNN to a million followers, I will literally go and ding-dong-ditch Ted Turner's house while I'm in Atlanta," the tousled haired thesp vowed.In a daring move a scrappy Larry King countered, taunting the Kutch illuminating the actor that Ted Turner no longer runs CNN."Kutcher, you're playing out of your field," King warned. "CNN will bury you!"





I used to be a fan of Ashton Kutcher I’ll admit it. His movies weren’t that bad in my opinion, but as for this and and the other bullshit he has been doing around the house, to his neighbors and to Demi Moore.
Either way Ashton is Ashton and I guess when your rich you have nothing better to do but challenge people on Twitter.

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Demi Moore's children tell Ashton Kutcher GROW UP!

Friday, April 3, 2009

Demi Moore's children have had enough of man-child Ashton Kutcher. According to sources Demi’s three daughters are mortified over her online antics with husband Ashton Kutcher!


Demi's girls - who range from 15 to 20 years old - staged a family intervention after their stepdad posted a picture on the social networking siteTwitter of their 46-year-old mom bending over in a bikini.


Now don’t get me wrong, I love Demi’s boobies as much as the next guy, but if that was my mom I would feel the same way as her children… Embarrassed!


The 31-year-old star captioned the picture: "Shhh! Don't tell wifey." Which I do think is Immature even for me.


above is the image that started it all


An insider revealed: "Seeing their mom and stepdad act like teenagers makes the girls cringe! They think their online exchanges are embarrassing and uncool."



Demi's daughters are furious with Ashton (Rumer, Scout and Tallulah) -Ashton's candid snap of the mom's white bikinied bottom was the straw that broke the children’s back.



"The girls freaked out when they saw Demi's butt in the air," revealed the insider.



They sat Demi and Ashton down and told them they needed to curb their immature behavior.Demi said "it was just innocent fun", but Rumer shook her head in frustration and said, "Grow up, Mom!'"

My honest opinion, this marriage has run its course. Demi is still thinking she’s 30, and Ashton is still living the single life and not realizing his actions effect more then just him but his family.

Ashton GROW THE FUCK UP!

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Hey Ashton, SUCK IT UP!

Friday, January 30, 2009


Ashton Kutcher grow up!

Seriously, I don't know if you have seen the video of Ashton kutcher freaking out because his neighbor is building a house and is making noise at 7am.

If you haven't seen it, it's all over the net and on Pap sites. In a nutshell its Ashton with a handicam pointing down at where his neighbor is building his house from the view of Ashton's Balcony and saying " look at my dickweed neighbor" and going on about how Ashton is loosing his mind because of all the noise his neighbor's house construction is making.

First of all Ashton, in California its not against the law for people to start home construction at 7am. Just because your some big hollywood hot shot it dosen't mean that people who can AFFORD to live in the same area, (nevermind next to your house) are not allowed to work on there homes just because so help them god "Ashton Kutcher" is there neighbor? HA! i don't think so buddy.

Seriously, your rich right? why don't you go sleep at your girlfriends house, why don't you go sleep at one of the other 3 houses that you own. Why do you have to wake up and start calling your neighbor out by saying "dickweed neighbor" amongst other foul things.

In the video Ashton keeps saying "i'm going to loose it, i'm going to loose it" Your going to loose it bro? Welcome to the real world.

Not all of us have 3 houses to choose from while neighbor's are making noise next door.

Suck it up princess!

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