David Carradine Dies from Auto Erotic Asphyxiation

Thursday, June 4, 2009


Well today we have all heard about the death of the man who stole Kung-Fu away from my main man Bruce Lee.

The latest source says David Carradine died from auto erotic asphyxiation accident! Also known as having a sexy party that got a little too out of control.

The acting legend who was 72 when he died was in Thailand shooting a film Stretch when he was found dead in his hotel room.

The U.S. Embassy envoy Michael Turner confirmed the death and basically was the man who first thought that Carradine committed suicide.

"He was found hanging by a rope in the room's closet," Lieutenant Colonel Pirom Jantrapirom of the Lumpini police station in Bangkok stated.

After further investigation the Thai police now believe Carradine's death was in fact a result of auto erotic self asphyxiation. A full autopsy will be completed tomorrow.

A hotel's maid discovered a "half naked" Carradine dead in closet this morning at 10 am.

" I was so surprised to find the body, not only a body but the body of such an actor who was just hanging there half naked, I didn't know what to do."- Said the maid

Preliminary police investigation indicates the actor hung himself with a curtain sash rope, possibly indicating suicide. Cops say he was dead for less than 12 hours prior to discovery with no sign of assault.

Sources then stated that the sash was also around the lower extremity of Carradine's body, specifically the genitalia.

Carradine has appeared in over 200 movies, TV dramas, and numerous plays. He was also a producer, director, writer, and composer and of course I mentioned it once but the show stealer. (Not to be mistaking with the show stopper)

In his 1995 book Endless Highway Carradine wrote that he tried to kill himself when he was 5 years old. He also chronicled extensive drug use, from LSD to cocaine, and his efforts in the mid-1990s to get sober. So there has to be no surprise he was also in to under age Thai girls who liked to tie him up.

In the end David is survived by his wife, Annie Bierman, and four children as well as his brothers Keith and Robert Carradine.

I guess Kung-Fu can`t always help you out of tight situations.

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