Lindsay Lohan gets in trouble with Canadian Immigration

My Favorite friend Lindsay Lohan was denied entry into Canada this past weekend. Neighbors to the North don't want troublemakin' Lindsay Lohan?The accident prone, hard livin' Lilo was given the third degree by Canadian immigration officers who were considering banning her from entering because of multiple drunk driving convictions.The out-of-work Mean Girls beauty, 22, deplaned over the weekend in Montreal for a scheduled nightclub appearance.She soon found herself in a backroom under the glare of harsh questioning when her twin US DUI convictions popp-ed up on the border patrol computers. OH OH!After an hour long interrogation Lilo was allowed to enter the country to do whatever it is she does. (get high, get into fights, get drunk, and smash cars)

You guys know I have a hard on for this chick, She so fucked up I feel like I need to help her. All I can say at this time Lindsay is don't worry about what happened. Montreal is not really a part of Canada. In fact Canada doesn't Even want Quebec to enter Canada, So don't worry about your next visit.

This time call me a head of time so we can get the underground railroad going again.