Everyone's Poo Stinks! Even Celebrities
Friday, May 8, 2009
Everyone's Poo stinks. I just thought I would point this out. Just because I am a Paparazzo and also run a celebrity blog doesn't mean I think highly of these people and that they are better then any of us in any given way.
The way I look at it is this. I take a shit and it stinks, I'm sure when Obama takes a dump he sits there squeezing it out it stinks. What about other stars? Even the Hot Megan Fox. When you are walking up to her and you are about to take her picture you might be star struck. So just think to yourself "I wonder what she looks like on the toilet trying to pinch a loaf"
Every star, every famous person, they all have to take a shit and there shit stinks as much as yours and mine. Don't ever think someone is better then you just because they are "famous" they are normal people like you and I, the only difference is there job is in the spotlight more.
Seriously do what I tell you, next time you are watching some famous person on Larry King, or having an interview on ET for the next movie just try to imagine them trying to squeeze out a massive crap from just eating McDonald's. Trust me you will think of them in a whole new light.
So remember, Everyone's poo stinks!