What is Eat.Sleep.Celebrity?

You might be asking yourself who the fuck is this guy, and what the fuck is this website?

Well its one person who is working hard at making an entertainment site from a guys perspective

I just wanted to post this and say hi to all my fans out there. I know not all of you leave comments or try to get in discussions, but I do know I have some fans and subscribers out there and I just wanted to say thank you.

How this website started was very simple. I complain a lot about crap that I watch on TV or hear on the radio. So I thought to myself why not complain about it on a website and maybe people who agree (or not) with my ranting can comment about it, or have a good laugh.

I try to bring an entertainment blog to life for people who enjoy gossip and stupid things, but I try to do it in a guy’s perspective. Why? Cause i'm a fucking guys that’s why!

I just want you all to know this site was all done by me, I don’t have money and people making my site for me, I don’t have a team of investigators gathering information, or a fucking editor, or other people writing articles. It’s all me baby, ME! Yes, I know it sucks, my writing sucks, and my articles my suck, but fuck you!

I hope in the future my fans will spread the word of the lonely blog Eat.Sleep.Celebrity and get more subscribers and more readers. One day my goal is to be the most hated, most underrated, crappy written, but humorous entertainment blog on the face of the planet!!!

SUCK IT LAINEY GOSSIP! SUCK IT LONG, SUCK IT HARD!

So once again, thank you readers, thank you everyone. Spread the word, subscribe today. Feel free to contact me and let me know what you want me to write about or read about. Fuck, just leave a comment. Tell me to fuck off, do whatever you want. In the meantime

Thanks again

Antonio