Oprah's Sex Scandal!

Oprah what's going on with your school? Instead of thinking about your weight you should think about all the girls who are getting penetrated by dirty old people over sea's.

I thought the last time this happened you gave all of your girls cell phones and made a big deal in the news saying that "They can call me anytime" What happened to that? Did you cut off there phone plan? Or where you too busy sweating to the oldies?