Wacko Jacko's stand in, "Michael Jackson"

Friday, March 13, 2009


Lets talk about Wack Jacko Michael Jackson in London a couple weeks back.
He made an appearance all of a sudden healthy and speaking like a normal human being to announce his new 10-night This Is It! Tour . Conspiracy theorist like myself all agree this was a fake Michael that stood in for the real Wacko Jacko to boost ticket sales and demand.
Well the demand was so high for Jackson's last stand in London that an additional 16 shows and counting have been added. According to reports, once codes were e-mailed for the pre-sale, they began showing up on auction sites and Craigslist.org for hundreds of dollars and up as fans began the furious scramble to see MJ's historic gigs.
Now the real question still stands, was this the real Michael Jackson? I don’t think so, and this is why. If you look closely to MJ’s chin it’s more chiseled then normal, his skin colour is more clean and crips then normal, and something you can’t tell from just the picture, but any video feed from this “performance” his voice is also more manly then usual.

Interesting to say, I believe this is NOT the real MJ and his plan worked. Congrats to his staff for making pushing the demand for his ticket sales, and I you can quote me on this right now. “Sorry to all the fans who won’t be able to see him or get refunds to his shows when he cancels them due to sickness”

Eat.Sleep.Celebrity